| Valentine's Novelties Gifts |
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| over $50 |
  Pyramat Entertainment System  
Imagine laying down, on a dual comfort mat, playing some Super Smash Brothers Melee on your Gamecube, with two 4inch 25 Watt Coaxial speakers and a 25 Watt subwoofer. The Pyramat Entertainment System is the future of entertainment. No more will you be crouched over on the ground, grinding your wrists on the joystick, feeling the pains for days afterward. You will become addicted to the ultimate comfort and the amazing sound of the Pyramat. There's no way you'll ever watch your favorite TV show or play Grand Theft Auto the same way again. With this in-your-head Surround, it'll feel like you're in the game. It features two pockets for your remote, or a few of your favorite video games or even your cell phone... He will love you for this! |
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 Sex In Progress Lamp Light
If you don't understand, look closer, then laugh. The lamp that needs no explanation, but we'll give one anyway. The Sex in Progress Light is an ingenious way to share your prowess to the public. Put it on your nightstand, outside your bedroom, or if you're cocky enough, outside your house. Never accidentally be walked in by your roommate again. Get one for your friend Don Juan, or as a gag gift for the prude nerd down the street too.Specs: 7 inches by 3 inches in size. 4 AA batteries required (Not included.) |
  Nice Underwear Doormat
C’mon, you know you laughed when you saw the picture of the Nice Underwear Door Mat. Sometimes an item comes along that is so brilliant that it just shocks you. It's like, "Why didn't I think of that?" Then you wonder why you don't own it yet. I don't know why either. The Nice Underwear Doormat will make you the funniest man alive before you friends even walk through the door. This is a high quality doormat, not just a flimsy little regular old one. It measures: 18" by 30" by 1" Toss the Welcome Mat in the Trash! |
 Pop Art Toaster
Toss that boring old, broken toast burning waste of space of a toaster you have to the curb. It's time to add the Pop Art Toaster to your morning routine. Each White Pop Art Toaster includes 6 interchangeable slides for your many moods and celebration. The Pop Art Toaster is perfect for the family with a bunch of different personalities. Everyone can make a statement with their favorite design plate. Never make regular toast for your Mom on Mother's Day again. Give mom a Pop Art Toaster flower or a Luv U. Maybe a double intertwined heart, a smiley face. How about surprising dad with a birthday cake on his big day? Maybe, ring in the winter with a beautiful snowflake. Don't you think it will be easier for mom to get the kids out of bed if she makes some toast with a smile? |
  Do-It-Yourself Heart Mug and Pen 
Our new Do-It-Yourself Heart Mug and Pen is a truly unique way to say "I Love You" or anything else! Our revolutionary ceramic pen works just like a marker, but once fired in your home oven, it is dishwasher, microwave safe and lasts a lifetime! Instructions included with the pen. |
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 Handsome Devil Mug 
Who's the handsome devil in your life? Declare your love for him with this Handsome Devil Mug. The mug comes complete in devilish red and black with a cartoonlike devilish features and the words "handsome devil". A fun, alternative way to express love. |
 Love Rats
Even rats have to love. The love rats are the most beautiful rats we've seen to date. Even cuter then the office pet rat (well he lives in the walls)Each Love Rat is 4 1/4" long, made of durable vinyl with painted hearts on each rat. The white Love Rat is named Whitey. The red one is named Redd or Bloody Rat for a little British feel. Whatever you prefer. Get your own pair of love rats and you can get more creative with their names than me. |
 Boo Boo Kisess Lip Shaped Bandages
Ouch! That smarts! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of a designer bandage, the Boo Boo Kisses Lip Shaped Band Aids. Remember when mommy used to kiss it make you boo boo and make it all better, well know you can have the kisses without the mommy with the Boo Boo Kissis Lip Shaped Bandages. And if a fancy bandage isn’t enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE TOY! Each comes in a 3-3/4" (9.5 cm) tall metal pocket tin and contains a small plastic trinket to help make even the ouchiest owies feel all better in no time. The 2-1/4" x 1" (5.7 cm x 2.5 cm) Boo Boo Kisses Lip Shaped Bandages are cut into the shape of lips and come in four different colors |
 Passion Pen 
Yes, I'm in love with a writing instrument!! Are you hot stuff or a cold fish? Take the love-o-meter test every time you pen a note with this 5" tall, plastic Passion Pen! Hold the clear globe between your fingers and count the seconds until the red liquid boils upwards. Then check the handy chart on the back of our illustrated window box to find out what kind of lover you are. Comes with a plastic base for storage. |
  Sweet Talk Ball
Want to whisper sweet nothings to your sweetheart but can't find the words? Let the Sweet Talk Ball do the talking for you. Just shake the red ball and look in the heart-shaped viewing window on the back for one of twenty special love messages such as, "4 Ever Mine" and "You're a 10." Ball Measures 3 3/4" |
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